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Elect Palpatine-Vader 2024
$25.00 – $63.00
Vote Palpatine-Vader in 2024. It’s useless to resist!
We’ve been presented with alternative wrinkled, old white men for too many years. It’s now the time for an even older, wrinklier man to take his rightful place at the head of our government. It is time for a man of unequalled power, That man is Emperor Palpatine.
He has taken, and will continue to take, aggressive action against those rebel scum who seek to destroy the empire.
He has (twice) commissioned the construction of the single most powerful weapon in the galaxy. Even before taking his position as Galactic Emperor, he was responsible for returning the Sith to their former glory through his protege Darth Vader.
Help the Empire by supporting Palpatine/Vader in 2024. (It’s not like you actually have a choice anyway.)
It’s Useless to Resist.
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